Killer Bees

(AFRICANISED HONEY BEE)

These were produced accidentally by a nutcase (Warwick E Kerr) who decided to cross breed two perfectly innocent types of honey bee from Africa and Europe. In doing so he created a monster, not because their stings are so much worse than a normal bees, but because they ARE SO FREAKIN ANGRY.

Normal bees will let you hang out around their nest for ten seconds or so before one will mosey on out to enquire why you’re calling, and then it will only sting you if it feels seriously under attack. Killer bees, however, will give you HALF A SECOND then thousands and thousands of them will attack all at once, and they’ll keep on attacking you until they’ve driven you at least half a mile from the nest.

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